2474“I’m British but live in Berlin and happened to be going to a gay street festival, says Victoria in her audio commentary.

”I was with a couple of friends and some random guy just came up to me and told me this.

”First thing I thought was: ‘Do I know you?’ Then I thought: ‘Where could I know him? Is he a student? Is he a neighbour?’ I couldn’t recall his face.

”So I said: ‘Excuse me, are you one of my students? Do you live near me?’ He said: ‘No.’

”So I asked why he said that to me and he replied: ‘Here’s my card. My hair salon’s just down the road.”

Victoria never went. (And if you look at the left side of the image, you'll see a phantom pushbiker who rode past just as I pressed the shutter, who I only noticed afterwards.)

Taken in Berlin, Germany during the SOTM World Tour.