740He tells the remarkable tale of being aged about seven or eight and regularly teasing a chimpanzee at a local pet shop. One day, the chimp got free and exacted his revenge on our subject, who had not heeded the warning you see in his SOTM.

You can hear what happened next via his Audioboo. Trust me, it’s unmissable

Taken at a meeting of the Los Angeles Tuttle Club, held in Long Beach.