2078“I was on a dive trip in the Red Sea. This was said to all the divers during one of the dive briefings. Despite this, I ignored the warning and went over to a flat sandy bit of the seabed.

"As I did so, a large triggerfish came scooting out from behind a rock to protect its nest and took a big chunk out of my fin. I went off like a rocket, as fast as I possibly could, past my dive buddy. He chased me, wondering what the hell was going on.

"That’s the story and I have a nice fin with a big chunk out of it to prove it.”

Taken at a meeting of the Social Media Café in Manchester, UK. Our subject’s own website can be found here.