1225This fine chap said that he loved his girlfriend, and that she was the girl he is going to marry one day (which may be news to her). Anyway, he confessed that they had recently gone shopping together for the first time “and I’m not a good shopper”.

After half an hour of him being dragged round the shops, she turned to him and offered him fine material for his SOTM. But that’s not the end of the story. “Thirty minutes later I was in a cab home. She’d had enough of me,” he said.

Taken at a party at the Hospital Club, Covent Garden, thrown by Consolidated PR.