1488He confessed to overdoing it somewhat at the last Christmas office party. “I was all over the place, I was dancing everywhere,” he says in his audio clip, before going on to say, rather worryingly, that he was also “fondling things I shouldn’t have been fondling”.

After getting home and collapsing into bed, his parents told him this. “I’m not sure I’ve learned my lesson,” he says. Taken at the offices of Rocket in Southwark, London.